8 Uncomfortable Roommate Horror Stories From People That Had It Worse Than You

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May 10, 2018 12:00 PM EDT

These people DEFINITELY wish they would've lived alone! 

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    Face - the co_founder 1110 points 1 day ago 4 of us lived in a 4 bedroom house. My roommate had a pretty serious girlfriend who was over all the time. One day she came up to me and asked if I was alright with splitting rent 5 ways instead of 4. Of course I am. She then asked the other 2 roommates the same thing. Yes answers all around. Finally she approached her boyfriend to ask if she could move in with us since all of his roommates already said it was alright. Wait, what was that? She hadn't a
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    Text - E-] chlowoah 2444 points 1 day ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) Not me, but my cousin had a roommate her freshman year of college that had to listen to Harry Potter book one on tape every single night to fall asleep. My cousin bought her headphones but she refused to wear them because they "hurt her ears" she would play it on a portable speaker loud enough to keep my cousin awake all night. The worst part... she wouldn't even start the tape where she left off the previous night, she would
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    Adaptation - - Estadounidos 2917 points 1 day ago My roommate was from Appalachia, West Virginia. Gets drunk and catches a "mess of squirrels" Brings them inside the apartment house. They're all in the same damn cage. When he opens it up to clean one before cooking it, they all shoot out and run off. Dude stumbles around trying to catch them all again. Knocking shit over.
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    Skin - [- ehhhk273 points 1 day ago "Is that a raw chicken breast on the tap in the bathroom?" - One of my roommates on seeing a raw chicken breast left on the bathroom tap by my other roommate.
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    Text - t-1 Gaelfing 924 points 1 day ago" (last edited 1 day ago) My first semester in college I had a roommate who was a spoiled brat. She didn't know how to use a washing machine. She had so much shit that my stuff was just this little blob of blue in a sea of pink. She was always cold so kept the temperature up really high. She would always bring guys back to the dorm room and I'd have to hang out in the common room. I finally got fed up with that. She brought a guy back and tried getting up
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    Text - t-1 Kamuza1927 1303 points 1 day ago One night, as some of us sat downstairs enjoying mushrooms, we had one of those fabled shared illusions that our ceiling was exploding and bulging. Then a foot appeared through it, followed by room mates face. He cursed, then another room mate's face appeared, and he cheered. It turned out they had argued over which downstairs room a bedroom was above, so they ripped up a floorboard and kicked the ceiling through.
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    Text - -] balloonninjas O 546 points 1 day ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) My roommate for the summer of my freshman year of college was a randomly matched one. He moved in and was kind of nice, but also not very smart and very open about his life. At one point of the semester, he was messing with the girl who lived next door by using the app Yik Yak to pretend to be her, and getting random other guys on campus to come to her room saying they had been offered sexual acts by her. He got three guy
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    Product - [-] naked_butterfly 101 points 1 day ago She broke my couch by being fat and sitting on it.
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